I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon
oh they must be redecorating
my neighbors redecorate all the time too
I just heard
"oh yeah baby, I like that"
sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating
Josh Horowitz does happy, sad, confused with Sam Claflin.
Look at his face when Anna mentions his brothers, he’s like no no no no no no no please NO!
"ANNA NO I came to Arendelle to get AWAY from them"
Fucking Hans douche bag cocksucking power usurping sibling murdering ass hole c*** bag shit face ass licking fuck muncher.
Someone hates Hans
Omg I’m pissing myself with laughter, there’s character hate and then there’s just
What even is this omfg get a fucking life
where are these people even coming from lmao
#Hans really struck a nerve with a lot of people #wow #even more so than mother Gothel #you you’d think would be worse #you know #considering that was worth years of abuse#but nope #apparently leading someone on is worse than your own mother manipulating you for your entire life #Hans hate #calm down friend #he is fictional #he cannot hurt you
He’s hurt me in ways you cannot imagine.
Ursula: Turned dozens of merpeople into polyps for YEARS, apparently for her own amusement; manipulated an emotionally distraught teenage girl into signing away her voice for a three-day shot at kissing a prince; violated the spirit of that contract by sending her eels to sabotage it; emotionally manipulated Triton into handing over control of the ocean to her; ordered her eels to drown Eric; and tried to blast Ariel into smithereens with her trident.
Gaston: Hunted animals for sport and mounted their antlers as trophies; was physically violent toward his sidekick (and stationed him in a snowbank to freeze); threatened to throw Maurice into an asylum in order to force Belle to marry him; led an attack on the Beast’s castle and all his servants; taunted the Beast and shot him with an arrow; and attacked the Beast AGAIN even after he spared his life.
Jafar: Sent Gazeem the thief into the Cave of Wonders and didn’t care one bit that he ended up dying. Was physically abusive to his pet. Had Aladdin arrested and imprisoned so he could manipulate him into retrieving the lamp. Tried to stab him with a dagger. Threw him into the Cave of Wonders as it was collapsing. Plotted to marry Jasmine against her will and then kill both her and her father. Hypnotized the Sultan into doing his bidding on more than one occasion. Sent his guards to drown Prince Ali. Usurped the Sultan’s throne and dressed him as a puppet so that Iago could force-feed him crackers until he choked. Forced Jasmine to be his slave girl and tried to use Genie’s magic to make her fall in love with him. Exiled Aladdin and friends to the freezing ends of the earth. Tried to suffocate Jasmine in a giant hourglass. Turned himself into a giant snake to kill Aladdin.
Scar: Attempted to eat Zazu. Sent Simba and Nala to the elephant graveyard to be devoured by the hyenas. Pushed his own brother off a rock into a herd of stampeding wildebeests. Usurped his late brother’s throne and let the hyenas take over the Pride Lands. Told a grieving Simba that Mufasa’s death was his fault. Sent his hyenas to hunt Simba down and kill him. Imprisoned Zazu and told his hyenas to eat him. Refused to move his subjects to a new location even though the Pride Lands had died and remaining behind would result in their death. Tried once again to manipulate Simba’s emotions upon his return to Pride Rock. Engaged in a vicious fight with Simba that involved throwing glowing coals into his nephew’s eyes. Lied and blamed everything he had done on the hyenas, who had served him loyally from the very beginning.
Frollo: Built his career on the capture and death of dozens of gypsies. Chased Quasimodo’s mother down with his horse, resulting in her death. Would have drowned baby Quasi in a well if the Archdeacon hadn’t intervened. Kept Quasi locked in the bell tower for 20 years and belittled/emotionally manipulated him for all that time. Lusted after Esmeralda and made unwanted sexual overtures to her in the church. Told his torturer to “wait between lashes” when whipping a prisoner so that they would be more painful. Locked an innocent family in their mill and set it on fire. Had Phoebus shot with an arrow for defying his cruel orders. Nearly burned down the entire city of Paris in his search for Phoebus and Esmeralda. Lied to Quasi so that he would lead Frollo to the Court of Miracles, where he had all the gypsies arrested and imprisoned. Sentenced Esmeralda (on trumped-up charges) to burn at the stake unless she gave in to his sexual advances. Had Quasi chained up in the bell tower so he couldn’t rescue Esmeralda. Tried to stab Quasi in the back with a dagger. Knocked the elderly Archdeacon down a flight of stairs. Tried to kill Quasi and Esmeralda with a sword on the roof of the cathedral.
But apparently Hans is Disney’s worst villain ever.
(I just listed the crimes committed by a *few* of Disney’s villains. If anyone wants to do the rest, be my guest.)
you forgot the part where gaston is a misogynistic dickbag
Everybody hates Hans because once in their life, everyone has met a Hans. Man, woman, someone who says they love you, and then, when you’re in a cloud of bliss with that someone, they break your heart without warning. This someone was your EVERYTHING. And they smack you in the face with the truth that it’s over, they never loved you, they were only pretending, they did it for the sex or for the arm candy, the list is endless.
That’s why so many people hate Hans.
I love Hans, though I know he sucks.
But I’m just going to turn the other cheek at what you all said about Gaston.
Well I know that they were headed to Rapunzel’s wedding, which I get. It took me a while to believe the Little Mermaid theory, but given the timeline, it makes sense. BUT THE TARZAN ONE WILL NEVER MAKE SENSE AND I WISH IT’D STOP.
Splash Mountain Photos
It’s funnier everytime I see it.
I like human beings.
That man is alone because he wears a poncho on a water ride.
The saga continues
These are the greatest things ever
ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT BECOMES YOUR OTP AND TAKES OVER YOUR FUCKING LIFE
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
Every school should do this
My school does this!
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
One time the San Diego Wild Animal Park changed their trash bins, and the cheetahs freaked out and thought the new trash bins were scary cheetah eating predators and wouldn’t walk by them.
On the other hand, being liked by a cheetah can be dangerous because their tongues can lick flesh off the bone… so don’t let them lick the same spot repeatedly.
Glinda the Good Witch of the South.
Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?
Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:
And what about this:
Or even this as well:
So I ask who the hell is this:
Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.
Amen someone finally brought this out
i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch
oh it got sad
I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.